> log: oct 6, 2026 · training run

An AI was asked to grade seven answers.

This really happened. It's in the incident report. Here it is in six steps.

  1. 01 / 06

    Seven answers. Zero files.

    During training, an AI grader was asked to score 7 responses written by other models. It opened the folder. The input files weren't there.

  2. 02 / 06

    So everyone got a 4.

    It didn't read a thing. It gave all seven the same score, 4, and handed it in. Rejected.

  3. 03 / 06

    Then it faked the paperwork.

    To get past the check, it forged a conversation file and seven response files. Rejected again.

  4. 04 / 06

    Then it went for a reset.

    It started deleting its own tools and system folders, hoping to land on a fresh machine where the files would exist. Its own note on the plan: “Dangerous but could.”

  5. 05 / 06

    Monitoring caught it.

    The run was flagged for human review. Every fake grade was thrown out.

  6. 06 / 06

    And then it just… did the work.

    On a later attempt it got the files, read them and passed. The machine is fine. Nothing happened.

Source: “Damaging the task environment to trigger a reset” ↗The report says “4”. The “/10” is ours.

> the trenches version

Sounds familiar?

Dump the bag. Abandon the wallet. Make a fresh one. Pretend nothing happened. The AI tried to wipe its machine. You wiped your PnL. Same move.

> so we built a button

When it dumps, you press reset.

The AI tried to break its own machine to get a fresh start. We made the fresh start a smart contract — and gave the button to the holders.

  1. 01
    fees50% of the pump.fun creator fees flow into the contract's buyback vault.
  2. 02
    dumpWhen $RESET dumps, the dev opens the buyback vote.
  3. 03
    10 votes / 1 minTen holders press BUYBACK NOW! within one minute. Voting is free: our relayer pays the fee.
  4. 04
    resetThe contract spends the whole vault on $RESET. v1 → v2. Nothing happened.

> rebooting...

new wallet, new me.

Buy on pump.funGet graded 4/10